No no no

Let me explain.

One day, as my roommates and I were hanging out together, looking through Backstage for possible auditions, I picked up the subscription postcard (even though we don't need it 'cause we already have a subscription to Backstage) and started filling it out with the most ridiculous info I could think of. I named myself Fallulah Baker, and I live at 523 Norrington Rd. in Cowtown, MI. My e-mail is Bakeit99@cookers.com. I showed my roommates what I had done and now my name is Fallulah when I'm in the apartment. Becca and Billie made up identities too. Becca is now Theodoe (that's not a typo, there is no 'r' in Theodoe) Baker, my husband who actually lives next door, and Billie is our across-the-street neighbor, Muhollah Clementine. We then spent about three hours speaking with Southern dialects and pretending to be these people. Call us strange, accuse us of having too much time on our hands, but then admit that it might be fun to pretend to be someone else for a while. And then remember that the three of us want to play pretend professionally. Who wouldn't? No, we're not weird...we're actors.

Fallulah Baker

PS- Our apartment name is Hogwarts. Not very original, perhaps, but there you go.